The mood diary (81): appointment of Humboldt to the Ambassador of China's "football" ten reasons _ Chen Fang

聘任博尔特为中国“足球大使”十大理由陈惠芳9秒69！一个震惊世界的恐怖速度！牙买加“百米飞人”博尔特在北京“鸟巢”起飞！博尔特横空出世，引起中国体育高层的密切关注。 The relevant decision makers night held an emergency meeting to 9 seconds 68 of record-breaking speed trigger points: hire Humboldt as China's "Ambassador", annual salary football 100 million RMB. Chinese football is not broken, not discouraged as the main target, the duration is not limited. Its ten reasons as follows: , Humboldt, "bird's nest," the largest, fastest of a bird. China has the first option. The zero-based index of the Chinese football, Humboldt is most likely to give birth to the first "eggs". Second, the Humboldt in China's popularity and reputation has risen dramatically, can deter China football circles of some guru, big-time. In "100 m Flyer" eyes, they are a piece of cake. An example is infinite, you can save a lot of tongues and the ideological mobilization. Third, before the competition started to Humboldt, he made an archery. This action has at least two meanings: one is the speed of the arrow to the end, the second is on the run, runs fast, too lazy to run footballer to "arrow arrow piercing heart." So insensitive to, let no bloody to sit up. Fourth, the Humboldt's startup is very fast, responsive. In the future, can give those who head into the water, head of hypoxia in the model. Head think more like a football, a little beauty and money. Five, last 10 metres, Humboldt has slowed down, even to the "review chimera" postures, patting my chest to celebrate the victory ahead of time. This is the King of arrogance and pride. China football will be "the rabbit and the turtle race" allusions, habitually, every time they do not become a rabbit can be done a turtle, can only do mice. Boldt can unscramble "animal world." Six, Humboldt No 7 and no 8 Auntie Dagu aspects of restrictions can loners. Who with his paring, who gave him the "advice", who interfere in his employment, he ran faster than anyone else, can turn a deaf ear. Seven, Humboldt can track team build as a football team, true worth. Sprint can quickly grab the ball and discus putters can close-up eyes, 110 meter hurdles athlete can span the blockade, jumper can air operations ... Even, runners can be dragged into extra time. Eight, Humboldt can take advantage of the tremendous appeal, invite teams to warm up, saving appearance fees. You can let the team's weaker than five or six flow team, transportation and lodging costs for each crop, and "see one off a" morale. Nine, Humboldt can lobby FIFA, the 4-year term of the World Cup to 16 years to wait for the growth of the Chinese football. 10, Humboldt's vast resort is, and the relationship between the International Olympic Committee is iron, most likely "conspiracy and overtly", will be kicked out of Olympics football, get rid of heart disease, the Chinese soccer ball is worry-free. To sum up, Humboldt as China's "Ambassador," the perfect football. August 17th, 2008 0